I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Two words: blizzard sex
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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