...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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