Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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