I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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