Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
this is an emotional support booty call
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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