when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Randomize
