come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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