her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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