How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
you made out with another girl for some wings
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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