i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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