Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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