I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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