these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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