I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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