The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
That accounts for only three of the penises
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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