Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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