mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Are we still banned from the library?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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