Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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