fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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