I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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