I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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