Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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