Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
and you fell through a lawn chair
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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