oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Sorry about my life...
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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