Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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