You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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