I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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