Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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