So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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