There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
soo... how was my night?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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