the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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