If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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