I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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