2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
