Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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