Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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