yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
vagina is talking i cant
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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