so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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