I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
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