i will never coherently bang her
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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