Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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