Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
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