Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
COCAINE IS GR8
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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