i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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