You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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