oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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