dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
