Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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