I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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