so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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