Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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